The two faces of Janus

There are few footballers less fashionable than Michael Owen.

Once a renowned and prolific European goalscorer, Owen is now associated with redundant punditry, Partridge calibre advertising and the taint of England’s Golden Generation.

He was also the player that made me fall in love with the sport.

A nostalgic and…

Where can we do this
It really don’t matter
Let’s get drunk
No, let’s get plastered
I ain’t got shit to do in the morning
Fuck the surgeon general warning

(Alcohol My Only Friend by Start Trouble, 2004)

I don’t think I could ever give up drinking. That’s just a…

Best of the Worst: 2020

Come December, I compile comment on films that stand out to me per annum. Despite the ceaseless march of this masturbatory tradition, I do sometimes ponder, who actually cares? It’s a valid question, and the answer, by and large, is not many people. …

Dan kelly

middle name sean

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